Winner of the worst m*sturbation story ever...(WARNING, some people might find this too cheeky-Moderator)
Found here, obviously it is on a subject that some people don't feel comfortable talking about, but it's funny.
Feel free to delete.. you know who you are : )
Do you think its true! That is so bizarre. Like someone else commented on the link I would rather have gone to hospital than my dad get involved. Eugh.
I stopped believing it when it came to the bit about the pliers.....
oh my....
Do you mean me????
It is very funny, but I added a warning as some people might not want to read it. I expect people who work in A and E see all sorts of weird things!