the other day when walkin up to tesco's (only bout a mile and half out of town) me and my son were in deep convo about something (of which i cant remember any more!) when he turns to me and says ..... Mummy ... i want to go to London! :O yep London! my son has never been to london and i'v not been for a good few years! lol ok my step dad gose down there often with his dilivery service! but as far as i know he's never said anything bout goin down there other than i need a congestion charge doin for tomorrow! lol but there was me half way to tesco's with a 4yr old son sayin to me Mummy ... I want to go to LONDON!!!!!!!! haha!!!!!!!! bless him! It came to me today and made me chuckle, and when me parents phoned thru i told them that he wanted to go to london they had a laugh too! :D (they gone away for the weekend hence they phoned me! (for those that dont know i live with me parents!)) so me step dad said i'll take you down to london! :D so it looks like now there is a trip to london lovely crowed london on the books :( :) ok i admit Ashby is a tiny place! one of those area's if your driving thru and blink you miss it! haha! so theres never a day when it's totaly crowded and i hate croweded places so i dont know what i'm goin to be like! lol
i love my son to bits!!!! Mummy ... i want to go to london :D
I hope that is not what is called a fisherman's friend? 
I love the things that children say, they often have more wisdom than we have. Let's have this thread for those things, and ask other people to chip in too.
They never stop saying funny things, even when they get to be teenagers. My son informed me gravely last week that I was not to worry as I did not look 50. I dared to ask how old he thought I looked. "Erm....48" he said. 
Any more funnies?
haha! bless ya x he's not come out with anything today yet! lol but knowing him i'll no doubt get something by tonight! haha! just tryin to think of something that he's come out with before! lol nah i cant think of anything yet! lol i'll keep thinking and listening out for somethign for my son to say to me! lol see what tonight brings! :)
chat laters and yes please if any one else wants to add in please do so! :) dosent have to be your son can be daughters too! hehe!
my mum keeps reminging me of when i was 2yrs old and i went to my brothers sports day event and i lifted up my dress and shouted out MUMMY I HAVE NO PANTS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i honestly dont remember this! hahaha!
lol!
just eating ice cream and my son mid mouth full turns to me and says SALAD, you put the lid on and shake it, no shake it with no lid as go all over table, you need put lid on so dont get it on table!
told ya my son comes out with some odd things at times! :)
Well it's funny the way they see things.
On my son's first day at school he had a school lunch and I asked him what he had had, he obviously could not remember the word "cauliflower" as he told me he had had "white broccoli"
My daughter calls them trees.
yup we'v had white broccoli here too! lol there was a point that my son wouldnt eat caully so we called it white broc and he ate it! haha! (it only worked the once tho!) haha
My son, aged almost 21, calls them "umbrella vegetables" and refuses to eat them!
I love reading your posts they are just bursting with happy exuberance : )
They say the maddest things don't they, my son a while back burst out with I've got a fisherman up my bum!!
Explanation being, he actually had a fissure up there, a small crack that I rushed him to the doctor with when he produced toilet paper, I was sat at my computer and he shows me toilet paper smeared with pooh and bright red blood, I took him to the doctor, and he misheard what she said.
: )
AND! just sat there minding my own buisines one day and he happily informes me..
Daddy! if I stick my finger up my bum there is a bone there.
??!!
Explination.. he was given some cream to administer up his bum.
To kill the fisherman no doubt.