The sad truth to every happily ever after : )

The Fairy Story. by Pat Craven author of the Freedom Programme
Once upon a time there was an unmarried princess who ruled her land wisely and well. She made the laws, collected the taxes and was loved by all her subjects. One day when she was sitting by her lake a frog hopped out of the water. “Hello Princess” said the frog. “I am not really a frog at all,” he continued. “ I am in fact, a handsome prince. I was turned in to a frog by a wicked witch. However, if you kiss me I will regain my handsome human form. I will then marry you. You can have my children and care for them. You can wash my clothes, cook my meals and clean up after me. I will take over as ruler and keep all the money. I will of course give a generous allowance for household expenses.”
Later that night when the princess was dining on sautéed frogs legs in a tarragon, cream and brandy sauce, she said to herself, “I don’t f****** think so!”